How to get back with your EX

I was reading this article about this heart broken people and how they suffered A LOT! Therefore, I decided to come up with these ideas how to get back to our EX. (PAY BACK is beautiful. BWAA. Ha…ha.ha…)

1. Get a pet and named after your ex. Not only they will stay loyal with you, they will obey you…(Here are some commands: Sit! Stay! NO means NO! Good 1 Huh!)

2. If you have pictures left from your Ex. Get the most embarrasing picture you have then make tons of copy and put this words: If you need a clown for your children pls. Contact me…I-800- clown4u (Best place to show this, paste it in the subway.)

3. If they are dating again, get the name of their new love of their life and send flowers, Put different name. Do not forget this note: "I’m so in love with you…” Sincerely, your spouse…(<-- your ex's name)

4. Make a doll that looks exactly your Ex and put pins. Who knows you might be a witch on your other life…Heeeee..he..he….

5. Make a shirt with your EX. Name on it. Put it on to your new pet take a picture and send it to your ex. ha..ha..ha.. Now that is hilarious!

6. Now if your EX. Left a souvenirs clothes, give it to Salvation Army. Not only you were able to help other people you also got back to your EX. Big time…Or sell it to and donate the money to any of your favorite organizations.

7. Visit your EX. In his place. You know the just in the neighborhood excuse. Ask if you can use their bathroom. Then get your EX. Toothbrush and used it to clean toilet bowl and DO NOT RINSE!

8. If you know where your EX. Work, make a resignation letter and send it to your EX. Boss.

9. Drop by his office and use the same routine excuse "Just in the neighborhood." Give your Ex. a prune juice with ink (the kind kids used for Halloween. Make sure it is Black!) That will stay for a long time. (A week is good enough!)

10. Last but not the least: Look Good, Feel Good… Nothing can eat your EX. Heart out if they see you looking stunning. Because that means you are much better without them in your life….

Getting hurt is a part of our lives. However, it does not mean you cannot deal with it. Only God knows what is best for us. So if you think that losing your EX. Is the end of your life, think again. Maybe God has a better person for you to be with for the rest of your life…

Just for the record. The ideas I got, I never used any of those… ; )

Sayonara Blogger, till next time…