Nine Words Women Use...

Nine words women use… *

1.) *Fine *: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) *Five Minutes *: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) *Nothing *: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in hurricane.

4.) *Go Ahead *: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) *Loud Sigh *: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement. Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) *That’s Okay *: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) *Thanks *: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) *Whatever *- Is a women’s way of saying #@%# YOU!

9.) *Don’t worry about it, I got it!* Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Guys, keep in mind that Women are unpredictable. What makes us say this words??? YOU!!!